WOOOAHHHH
DIXIE'S MASSIVE HEKTIK KEBAB SPEC DOSE PIPE CLEARANCE SALE!!
ZOMG! My garage is just tooooooo hektik!! I gotta clear out some of my fully sick kebab spec dose pipes!
The chicks can smell em and wont leave my garage alone!!!
Why not tuffen up your VL with one of these hektik dose pipes that will leave all the sick c*nts at your local kebab van going "pwooaaahhhh" and all the chicks going "OMG whats ur asl"
All of these dose pipes can handle up to 1500 PSI boost (SICK!) and level 4 Muzzness (HEKTIK!) also comes wif (yes, WIF) an attachment for a DOSE gauge so you can see how spastic ur car really is (MAD!)
THE BIG MAMA
For the gym buff muzza who wants to make sure everybody knows he is the biggest and his car is the tuffest!
Guaranteed to make everyone go woooahhhhhh! ($50)
THE YOUTUBE CLASSIC
The all time classic, from the most watched doses in history, not including the time the Apollo 11 moon unit dosed as it was launching off the moon!
The one off all my hektik youtube videos (Offers above $1.5m)
THE DONNY KEBABS SPECIAL
Will make any muzza no matter how fully sick he is choke on his kebab!
100% Stainless Steel for an extra hektik dose! ($50)
(Cigar box not included)
THE DANNY DEVITO
For the muzza who does not have inadequacy issues!!
Show those mad chicks that you have a sensitive side with this understated yet confident dose pipe! The perfect fathers day gift! ($120)
Contact me via this thread, not by PM!
All dose pipes have been thoroughly tested for hektikness up and down chapel street!
ZOMG!
***EDIT***
CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES AND RECEIVE THIS HEKTIK DONNY KEBABS GIFT CARD ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
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Hey Dixie,
If I bolt one of these onto my VH V8 will I get a fooolly sick muzza dose?
I think that's the only thing my car is really missing.
No matter what I do it just won't DOSE.
Let me know,
TEMPA
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tempa - these dose pipes are so hektik they will make even a toaster dose!!!
atmo - plenty more where they came from lol
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Originally Posted by DIXIE
tempa - these dose pipes are so hektik they will make even a toaster dose!!!
MATE !!!! I'll take two in that case !!!
DOSES IN STEREO !!!!! How hektik is that????
TEMPA
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
this has made my day lol
ill take 300 AND i want that can of kerosene you have been hiding!!!!!!
my russian mobile is lifeless with out that kerosene!!!!!
