Ok, now I may be drunk an paranoid, but this R31 skyline has been passing my house (with my VL berlina parked on the lawn) over 7 times now. They slowed down a house over from mine, and sped up a house after mine (when trhey saw me and my 2 mates sitting there smoking cigarettes). Now, theres someone down the street who owns a Honda RSX, and she has been waiting out the front too, paranoid about these people. Spoke to her, and as I quote "I don't know who they are, I am a bit sketchy about them too, theres those people on the other side of the block throwing parties every Friday and saturday till 7 in the morning... if i see them again, I will jot down the numberplate for you, I might even call the police..." Now they are parked out the front of her house... So, I have taken a few security measures, including Club lock, closing gate after bringing dads car in, removing the whole deck, and quite a few more measures, which I wont explain on the internet. After they went into that house, I myself have jotted down the number plate, which I will post if anything happens to my car, and I have a nice big shifter right here next to the computer if anything happens. So, I may be drunk and paranoid, but if anyone touches my car, im out for blood.

Do you have an alarm? By the sounds of you don't...I would invest in one ASAP.

Ok, drunk again to task away the pain. details here by Jonno, my name. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul....php?p=3083992 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=3083992) cant be ****ed typing al again. Saving for a alarm now by the way (only 16). but this crap makes me think, would I have been better off letting them do their business with a car with 2 speakes left in it, then me getting hit. and cops involved, plus more people out hating me over it? (Edit, not so drunk, no I wouldn't, **** them people like that, they have made me think of skylines a different way, every time I see a silver R31 skyline now, I check the number plate. Saw 3 today, first thing I did...) Will fix this post tomrrow, and the link (even though its in a thread for drunk people to post in), too drunk right now to give a ****.(this thread mostly fixed now but) edit2, Ok, 10 minutes editing, and I think its presentable now. Now don't mind me, Im grabbing another beer..

Thankyou for posting more crap that I can read while I am at work.

I know its a bit late, but also pulling a couple of fuses and relays may keep someone busy for a bit (trying to start your car that is)

I've found blunt trauma to the head to be a great anti-theft method... someone is breaking into your car, sneak up behind them with a tyre iron, or better yet, one of them big assed 20" wrenches and clock the cu|\|t on the back of the head with it.. bet you he doesnt steal your car.. **NB: I do not mean this literally, this is intended as humor. Do not wack people in the head with 20" wreches, you'll end up in jail with some big assed dude making a play groud out of your anus... Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Maybe some people may want to have there anus played in...

err.. well... i can't speak to that myself.. but yes.. Im sure that's exactly what some people want... Now if you dont mind, im just going to go and hurl.

My only advice is to park it in the backyard and get a imobolizer(sp). I thought my VL wasnt going to get knocke off last year cause I was at a mates house I had my VL parked on his lawn we were out the frot talking.Awnways a POS Sigma(Or whatever the f*ck it was) pulled up it had P Plates on it and there were about 5 wankers were in it.So a guy pokes his head out the window and starts taking photos of it on his phone(With the plates aswell) then he said 'We going to steal it" then they drove off luckily I knew who the guy was(I went to school with him) and that was in August last year and nothings happened to it yet. But yeah I hate it when a group of derros walk past when my VLs out the front cause they always look at it very suspiciously and I get paranoid.

my advice, leave ur internal light in ur vl on. wait inside with 5 mates and baseball bats at night. they will drive past see ur car light on and unlocked and try steal ur car. go and bat their heads in. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

yeah im with david85dc have a big steak out and then dish out abit of justice

Quote: Originally Posted by david85dc my advice, leave ur internal light in ur vl on. wait inside with 5 mates and baseball bats at night. they will drive past see ur car light on and unlocked and try steal ur car. go and bat their heads in. actually u know what, thats a pretty good ****en idea. Im gonna try it when i get my next baby Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Yer and what will you do if 5 blokes twice as big as you rock up?

call me the chances r im bigger than them lol

Quote: Originally Posted by JET-6 Yer and what will you do if 5 blokes twice as big as you rock up? get a good look at the lot of them before they punch the hell out of you and take your car. then report them to the cops, then sue them, and THEN buy a brand new car with the money you got out of the wankers for bashing you. They will be broke from being sued/fined, have a criminal record and be on good behaviour so they cant touch you again and you will be a little sore but very well off, will have got ur revenge and have a brand new TURBO vl to park out the front haha

So jonno, the chick down the road knew the guys, they did try and knock off your car, you tried to stop them and you got clocked? Sorry I'm just trying to decipher your drunken ramblings...

Quote: Originally Posted by VKiller So jonno, the chick down the road knew the guys, they did try and knock off your car, you tried to stop them and you got clocked? Sorry I'm just trying to decipher your drunken ramblings... lol, drunk again, wearing off now but. I got a couple hits to the head, couple of non-noticeable lumps, my brother and 2 mates ran out hearing a bit of a fight and they jumped back in the car and started crusing off, I got a wheel nut wrench into their quarter panel before they left. Happy, I got a couple hits in, my car never got touched, theirs did (for trying to touch mine) and I haven't seen them since. Apparently the chick down the road sorta knows them, but they were stopping by to see her boyfriend about some "personal ****"

Quote: Originally Posted by JET-6 Yer and what will you do if 5 blokes twice as big as you rock up? Easy, you the shoot biggest one sqaure in the face.

I love trusty old cairns where the only thing you have to worry about is the Mosquitoes and the occasional homeless drunk..

Agree with you there.. Stuff having to worry about that ****. The criminals in Cairns arent smart enough to be able to start a car with an immobiliser!