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calaisturbo.com.au - We arn't Inbred!!

Started by flightbt1 · 29 Dec 2003 · 112 replies

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dr00Archived member
Q. whats the tasmanian definition of foreplay? A. "you awake mum?"
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SteveArchived member
rofl dr00 Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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one_fittyArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by flightbt1 the inbred state geez you bloody mexicans are envious of our lovley state. there are more inbread freaks in NSW, anyone that has been to the lismore/ninbin region will know what i'm on about!! **** you....I live near lismore ****! didn't they just change the laws down there so you could marry your boyfriend though?....i guess thats something u taswiegans can look forwards to Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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EEVLArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by one_fitty didn't they just change the laws down there so you could marry your boyfriend though?....i guess thats something u taswiegans can look forwards to Yeah now there in line with the rest of the states and Territories of this "crumble under the presure of minority groups" Australia..... and Sydney dont you guys start.....you Fu*kers let em march each year... next they'll be alowed to adopt children.........fu*k there already doin it!!!! WTF YES I HATE GAYS......... You lesso's I have 1 q??? if you women want to be with another woman for the rest of your life....why the fu*k do you want kids????it takes a man and a woman to create life...not a fu*ken test tube Now I'm way off the subject.... Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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`Bolt~On`Archived member
lol.. back on topic!... WE ARENT INBRED Well.... Maybe troy is .. hehe j/k champ Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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OldF@rtArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by dr00 Q. whats the tasmanian definition of foreplay? A. "you awake mum?" Q: How do you tell if a Tassie girl is a virgin? A: She can outrun her brother Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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`Bolt~On`Archived member
lmao!!
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HARRISArchived member
Q) what do you call a tasmanian virgin? A) an orphan
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flightbt1Archived member
how can you see the sun in the gold caost with all the high rise buildings that block it out. and your beaches are all in the shaddows, spose you don't need to take sunscreen! what things do you have to look at "when u r drivin sumwhere". The little japanese people buying up your city soon you will need a passport to visit the gold coast and learn japanese to be able to comunicate with the locals. lol
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flightbt1Archived member
one-fitty. my cousin goes to uni in lismore. i visited him not long back and i have NEVER seen so many freaks in one place at one time in all my life! gee i hope some one from outer space doesn't land there looking intelligent life co's they will go home empty handed, or at least with some wacky tobaccy.
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TroyVKArchived member
no the GTR just had a very worked 202 wit triples on it yeah it went pretty well yeah he started it up when the buyer was there n the car was in gear n it jolted into the guys car, hardly a mark on the guys car but lincolns lux didnt look real wel the black GTR got sold to a m8 of his n it then was involved in a bit of road rage n got run off the road n totalled lucky it had a cage otherwide the guy would hav prob been killed was the other drivers fault aparently lincoln has just bought another LJ 2door which he is puttin a turbo 179 in it, im tryin to talk him into puttin a 1JZ into it Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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PSI086Archived member
You'll have to tell him to keep an eye out for either mine or my brother's calais'.
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TroyVKArchived member
his prob seen u around another m8 down there has a silver VC commodore which has a worked 202 in it wit triple delortos (sp) its got grey b45 simmons on it from memory?? that goes alrite aswell lincolns brother has a fully worked 308 in a cream VK, that goes damn well!! its got a VLT LSD in it n just has persuits on it another m8 has a green xu1 torana that was always at car shows n done leavers dinners i went in it 2 mine i hope to come down later in the year wit my car but only if u got bp ltimate by then lol
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TroyVKArchived member
Quote: yeh i remember that lj, went well. had a drag with him in my 13 sec lc, ******* beat me, but not by more than a car length don't see it no more tho. which LC was that? not the yellow (?) 1 wit the v8 in it? i prob know it as i stil lived down there after he sold his black 1 he blew the GTR up once n had to get it rebuilt n it went a little beta after it was done, he changed from triples su to triple strombergs he also blew the gearbox up in it aswell, he drove it hard everywhere!! it sounded absolutly insane!! PSI086 wots done to yours n your brothers VLTs??
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PSI086Archived member
My calais only has a AVO stage II cooler, 3" exhaust, filter and boost controller. Ran 13.3 @ 105.5mph on street tyres and 13psi. My brother's is the ex YUW15H red calais which was for sale on these forums a few months back. It has a Plazaman cooler, T04, EMS computer with coil packs, XF throttle body just to name a few mods. Made 198rwkw on 11psi but should have a little more now the turbo is a bit more healthy.
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TroyVKArchived member
is that a stock turbo n u ran a 13.3?
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PSI086Archived member
Yeah stock turbo and fuel system. Running premium unleaded with a bit of octane booster. Both cars are 5 speed too.
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JUSTA6Archived member
wha??? my lc??? nah nah it's not yellow and (unfortunately) no v8 resides in the engine bay, mines a red lc gtr...that needs a rb motor in it! ryans car fangs eh!! turns you off when your worked lc runs 13.5 and some basta...other guy runs 13.3 with only a fmic, exhaust and more boost...in a heavier car.
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JUSTA6Archived member
troy...haven't seen any of those cars about...vc and vk sound tuff, wouldn't mind seeing them...don't suppose you have heard of a silver vh commodore with roh 5 spokes and a bit of a worked motor, your mate might, used to belong to craig seaton. who does that green xu-1 belong to? think i know who owns it...
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TroyVKArchived member
yeah i know seatons car very well he used to work wit my bro at roelf vos in kings meadows went pretty well but i reckon lincolns gtr was just as quick it was a very neat car n looked and sounded sweet 1 of his good mates, frenchy has/had a brown lx torana that used to b parked at the shell servo in kings meadows, that went very well also, had a 350 in it brett roy owns the green xu-1, built from ground up, top 80 at the nats, runs on avgas the vk went pretty well for bak then belly built the motor for it i think it supposed to run 12s
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