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New rta hoon add containing vl getting it sideways (link inside)

Started by ATMO_BT1 vbmenu_register("postmenu_1455080", true); · 24 June 2007 · 161 replies

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hahaha thats tha funnyest **** ever every time i see this a it makes me want to do that in my vl.......oh and those chicks were hot as....
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Quote: Originally Posted by NTONIO Somebody should rip that video and put engines hitting the limiter in the background.. Its got potential.. Bahahha, good idea. Btw..from just this thread alone 2,215 views. No wonder they took the 3mb one down, lol.
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these adds are so crap i reckon, the add is about youth speeding, and in that whole clip i couldnt see anyone speeding at all. The XR at the start, lovely burnout but did it when the lights went green, the road wasnt busy, that wasnt speeding. the celica looked to be going pretty slow actually or maybe was doing the speed limit, and whats with the lady walking out onto the road in front of it, at least they put a VL into it, although getting sideways can be dangerous he wasnt speeding.
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my friend sent me an email with this, sorry if its been posted already - at work and can't read through the pages: from a member on sau: QUOTE This ad made me so confused I have written a letter to send to the RTA.... Dear Big-wigs at the RTA, Recently I have seen your new ad campaign regarding speeding (http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/roadsafety...g_pinkie.html) (http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/roadsafety/advertisingcampaigns/speeding_pinkie.html)), in which is presented the new slogan "Speeding. No one thinks big of you". In no uncertain terms this advertisement is drawing the conclusion that people who speed have small penises. Now, as this is a new initiative of the RTA's I am still yet to understand some of the finer details concerning the matter. Many of the RTA's ideas have some hard-to-comprehend underlying issues, but for me this one takes the cake, and as such I felt it necessary to write this letter asking a few questions I would like answered. Firstly, I would like to know if the effect is immediate on the male genitalia. That is, if a well-endowed man travels at the speed limit all of his life until one day when he misses a poorly placed sign, or a confusing speed change, and he accidentally breaks a ridiculous speed limit will his wang shrink immediately? Or is it more of a gradual effect that builds up over time? And, if so at what rate will it occur? If possible I would like to know the mathematical formula for the rate that the appendage will shrink ? I.e. If n is the number of km/hr over the limit, is it a linear relationship with new_size = size-n, or is it an exponential relationship (size = size*1/n^m)? The next thing I would like to know is if this means that there is now an easier way to increase the size of the penis without resorting to those dodgy pills that I bought over the internet. What I would ultimately like to know is this ? if I travel slowly does that mean the size of my penis actually increases? And If I travel 20km/hr under the speed limit in the right hand lane of a three-lane carriageway does that speed up the effect? Following on from these questions I would like you to clear up the issue of the sexist nature of the ad. From the campaign I could assume that either: A) Women don't speed and hence ad campaigns do not need to be directed at this demographic There will be a follow up campaign alleging that women who speed have large vaginas, or C) The RTA will be installing penises on female drivers which allow them (through examination of the current size of their penis) to monitor their speeding. It would be good if you could clear up which of these three options is most correct. The final details I would like you to clear up are a few inferences I have made from this campaign. Using logical thinking I believe that I can infer the following: � Old ladies are slow drivers and therefore they have large penises � NASA astronauts who probably achieve the highest speeds of mankind would have the smallest penises of all (however I'm not sure if your jurisdiction stretches to the U.S.A) � Women drivers that speed excessively have very small penises, which from their point of view could be a good thing, hence encouraging them to speed. Thankyou for taking the time to read this extensive list of queries ? as you can appreciate I am quite confused over some of the issues raised by your new ad campaign, and I look forward to your reply which will hopefully put some of these questions to rest. Yours sincerely, Responsible male P-Plate driver.
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Thats bloody gold. It was on ACA last night with some big knobs defending it....
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lmfao but this was the best part Quote: � Old ladies are slow drivers and therefore they have large penises � NASA astronauts who probably achieve the highest speeds of mankind would have the smallest penises of all (however I'm not sure if your jurisdiction stretches to the U.S.A) � Women drivers that speed excessively have very small penises, which from their point of view could be a good thing, hence encouraging them to speed. mainly the old lady bit though lol Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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LMAO thats gold
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LOL... is that roger in background, haha
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you need some marias coming out of the restaurant or... you could have 6 fully hectic 16 year olds with their red ferrari hat (now gone pink due to fading) tickling god's feet. and they could all be saying ZOMG BRO I SWEAR ITS TURBO CAUSE ITS YELLOW, YELLOW BRO, YELLOW MEANS ITS A RB30 WITH 6 TURBOS I SWEAR MY COUSIN BUGHT ONE FOR 2 GRAND IT RAN 8'S
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Wheres this picture of Matt with those kids in the back then???? cmon boys get to work on it!
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Btoy Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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haaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa. Now I know why charles has a small penis! He's always sideways in his VL!
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Quote: Originally Posted by E-Z Btoy OMG that is quite possibly the funnisest thing I have ever seen Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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All i picked up from the add is a good excuse why my penis is so small.
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Here's my crap 5 min job on the pic. There isn't much you can do to such a **** pic. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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haha the pic of the two guys in the back, the one on the left looks like he just ripped a huuuggee fart, and the one on the right copt in his mouth bbaahahah i actually work for the RTA and although im not in the advertising campaign, yesterday in an OH&S meeting the whole "speed limit around road work" issue came up and they suggested havin the sign which tell u how fast ur going flash up just before u go past.. anyways.. i just told them that its a stupid idea cus everytime i saw one of those i use to try and see how fast i could go hahah oh by the way.... cus i do work for the RTA does that mean i have a really really big schlong?? lol hah Carlos
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Quote: Originally Posted by trbo3ltr i actually work for the RTA and although im not in the advertising campaign, yesterday in an OH&S meeting the whole "speed limit around road work" issue came up and they suggested havin the sign which tell u how fast ur going flash up just before u go past.. anyways.. i just told them that its a stupid idea cus everytime i saw one of those i use to try and see how fast i could go hahah Carlos hahaha, the other day, I was going past one of these and i wanted to know if the display went into 3 figures or only showed 2, so I sped up, ROFL!!! as it turns out, i don't really get how they work they never tell me the correct speed, i think they only get the left hand lane, not the right hand side as well?
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Quote: Originally Posted by oso my friend sent me an email with this, sorry if its been posted already - at work and can't read through the pages: from a member on sau: QUOTE This ad made me so confused I have written a letter to send to the RTA.... Dear Big-wigs at the RTA, Recently I have seen your new ad campaign regarding speeding (http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/roadsafety...g_pinkie.html) (http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/roadsafety/advertisingcampaigns/speeding_pinkie.html)), in which is presented the new slogan "Speeding. No one thinks big of you". In no uncertain terms this advertisement is drawing the conclusion that people who speed have small penises. Now, as this is a new initiative of the RTA's I am still yet to understand some of the finer details concerning the matter. Many of the RTA's ideas have some hard-to-comprehend underlying issues, but for me this one takes the cake, and as such I felt it necessary to write this letter asking a few questions I would like answered. Firstly, I would like to know if the effect is immediate on the male genitalia. That is, if a well-endowed man travels at the speed limit all of his life until one day when he misses a poorly placed sign, or a confusing speed change, and he accidentally breaks a ridiculous speed limit will his wang shrink immediately? Or is it more of a gradual effect that builds up over time? And, if so at what rate will it occur? If possible I would like to know the mathematical formula for the rate that the appendage will shrink ? I.e. If n is the number of km/hr over the limit, is it a linear relationship with new_size = size-n, or is it an exponential relationship (size = size*1/n^m)? The next thing I would like to know is if this means that there is now an easier way to increase the size of the penis without resorting to those dodgy pills that I bought over the internet. What I would ultimately like to know is this ? if I travel slowly does that mean the size of my penis actually increases? And If I travel 20km/hr under the speed limit in the right hand lane of a three-lane carriageway does that speed up the effect? Following on from these questions I would like you to clear up the issue of the sexist nature of the ad. From the campaign I could assume that either: A) Women don't speed and hence ad campaigns do not need to be directed at this demographic There will be a follow up campaign alleging that women who speed have large vaginas, or C) The RTA will be installing penises on female drivers which allow them (through examination of the current size of their penis) to monitor their speeding. It would be good if you could clear up which of these three options is most correct. The final details I would like you to clear up are a few inferences I have made from this campaign. Using logical thinking I believe that I can infer the following: � Old ladies are slow drivers and therefore they have large penises � NASA astronauts who probably achieve the highest speeds of mankind would have the smallest penises of all (however I'm not sure if your jurisdiction stretches to the U.S.A) � Women drivers that speed excessively have very small penises, which from their point of view could be a good thing, hence encouraging them to speed. Thankyou for taking the time to read this extensive list of queries ? as you can appreciate I am quite confused over some of the issues raised by your new ad campaign, and I look forward to your reply which will hopefully put some of these questions to rest. Yours sincerely, Responsible male P-Plate driver. LOLOLOLOLOL Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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Damn, pity a sig is limited to 100 characters because that is f'ing gold!
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