greenpeace don't steal whales, they relocate them to their natural habitat. doesn't matter if she can't swim either cause fat floats i hear?
oi and neno when you get really pissed and you've been smoking try not to make out with me, at least not in public leave that stuff for the bedroom when we get home honey
haha i cant wait to see u fellas once u all get pissed itll be funny as just random abuse flyin round the club hahah
i bet you guys make grant or the fat chick cry
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VLT87 - have u seen me around before mate? I see "scoota" around a fair bit ...
nah im a old fart so i dotn go out anymore. someone better make sure I stay awake tommorow night
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nah im a old fart so i dotn go out anymore. someone better make sure I stay awake tommorow night
dont fall asleep around grant
Gormo i can feel another '21st birthday' coming up
is simo gonna come out or do i hear a whip cracking already?
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Gormo i can feel another '21st birthday' coming up
is simo gonna come out or do i hear a whip cracking already?
i think he needs some beams come out dave and get that slave cylinder while u indulge in some 'warm up drinks at my place
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LOL Ollie Have fun poofs
**** man the only poofs comin out is Neil and his boyfriend that delivers pizzas to neils mums work all the time.
his name is sabastian..... hes a weedy ****ed mother****er.. but i think he told grant or soemone who tole me that neils mum.. as sad as it is that she pumped him out of her ****... still has a pretty nice snatch :P hahaha
i think sabastian has been poking neils mum , and then they eat the pizza together , and then neil sux off sab's **** , till he blows again.
then neil and his mum try and make bowel babies , cos her fanny is too sore from sabastians efforts earlier.
dirty bunch of ****s they are
But anyway.. back to the more important things in life.. Unlimited 2 for 1 beverages till 12 and the likes of red hot moisties as Mr. K would put it. Tonight sounds like it goin to be a bit of fun... and emily once said the nights sky is dark because the suns gone down.
Plan of attack:
-meet at port office
- get blind
- chek out the glamours
- try and ditch neil as early as possible (dont wat chiks ditching us when they see that bev hanging with us) haha
-smack clam and put it thru da carwash baby
-pass out
-get kicked out of the port office for throwing up all over some hot chiks rack
-get smaked out by her b/f
-get free ride home in an ambulance
-wake up the next day and dont know where u are
- shake it off and prepare for sundays festivities..
it'll now be day as the sun is out....
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hmmmm i need some rock solid plans.
like big gay andy i got home at 5am this morning... awak now at 9:30.... keen to hit the turps again
either go to the valley, hit up some clubs, go to the peep show
or go to the port-o, meet up with a bunch of raving homosexuals and and pay ****s out and cause some mayhem....
hmmm
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come on dave, come out man. stop hanging around the vic with all the seedy old men and come to the PO which is even worse, but at least has 2-4-1 drinks so you can get smashed for cheap.
ollie: how'd you know about sebastian, my secret lover? i thought it was a secret forever but looks like the secret is out.
having said that, i have the odd feeling that tonight could be a good one, as a matter of fact i'll have to go ahead and bet everyone that i'll be going home with a good looking woman tonight. anyone up for a contest?
(oh and she can't be a fat desperate mole, has to be respectable)
