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SAT 29th MAY

Started by Tempest · 29 May 2004 · 134 replies

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LukeVLArchived member
I see your point - just. I prefer a low-maintenance woman who looks good without make-up, doesn't suck your money out of you (if you had it), isn't afraid to tell guys to f uck off, punches not slaps, knows how to drive a car (bit of a dream that one) and shags like a minx. I can't stand those trendy chicks. My ex-ex slart was one and I wish I could donkey punch her right now cause I dispise her so much.
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StockyMcStockArchived member
hehe, "donkey punch"..... i think we all knew what you meant there.
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SPLITArchived member
yer i see your point but im a 19 year old horny bloke who likes blonde ****s so the clubs r the place to go and the trick is never get tricked into a relationship yer constant sex may sound tempting but dont do it i saw a chick the other day with her bonnet on here VK up her arms up to greese and a shortest shorts on i seen (no way they were road worthy way to low) and a bikini top on and she was hot as **** i almost hit a pole i couldnt stop lookin at her
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InsaneVLArchived member
should have stopped to give her a "hand".
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SPLITArchived member
i wanted to but i think once she saw a guy driving a falcon starin at her and then almost hit a pole kinda turned her off
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coastvlArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by LukeVL I see your point - just. I prefer a low-maintenance woman who looks good without make-up, doesn't suck your money out of you (if you had it), isn't afraid to tell guys to f uck off, punches not slaps, knows how to drive a car (bit of a dream that one) and shags like a minx. I found one of these women, so I married her !! And she's 10 years younger than me !!! I too had a trendy bitch of a girlfriend once, an aerobics instructor. She went off with a body builder and now I couldn't be happier. My wife wants to join up on here as "Mrscoastvl", whatda ya reckon?
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LukeVLArchived member
Yer do it. If she is like you say she is it'll be tops. Chicks have the funniest comebacks sometimes. My recent ex was one of these girls also - great chick but its time to move on.
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OVL087Archived member
Quote: Originally Posted by LukeVL My recent ex was one of these girls also - great chick but its time to move on. hhrrrmmm me too - oh well just ask em to "show us ya ****" and if they dont , try the next one Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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LukeVLArchived member
Geez man, thats rough. At least use 'axe wound' or 'piss-ole'. Chicks don't like the word ****
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coastvlArchived member
Sometimes they do !........
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SPLITArchived member
hehe yer i met a few of them and btw coastvl did u get on your roof to take a pic of that car
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coastvlArchived member
lol, No thats from the balcony of our unit in Coffs. I think it looks good. Btw thats my car.
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InsaneVLArchived member
what grade tinting is on your car glenn ?? seemed to be "slightly" darker than the usual T-35 the other night when you got your number plates off me Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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OVL087Archived member
Quote: Originally Posted by LukeVL Geez man, thats rough. At least use 'axe wound' or 'piss-ole'. Chicks don't like the word **** hahaha nah u do it for comedy reasons - i yelled it out last sat night at milton maccas and i had jay , ollie , serena , rob and justin in tears , they thought it was somewhat crude but pretty funny. then i told some dude to turn his stereo down or id smash him lol , he proceeded to turn it off. geez im a unit Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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coastvlArchived member
It's 5% and has been on there for 10 years. Apart from the fronts that GCCS destroyed.
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JVL87Archived member
oh man i was at work the other day and just thought of how you said that andy and started laughing to myself in front of customers lol they must have thought i was the biggest retard... when i was only visualising some scumbag arsehole yelling out "show us ya ****" hahah you vulgar piece of **** J Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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TempestArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by LukeVL I see your point - just. I prefer a low-maintenance woman who looks good without make-up, doesn't suck your money out of you (if you had it), isn't afraid to tell guys to f uck off, punches not slaps, knows how to drive a car (bit of a dream that one) and shags like a minx. I can't stand those trendy chicks. My ex-ex slart was one and I wish I could donkey punch her right now cause I dispise her so much. your lookin for a guy then....
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SPLITArchived member
hahahaha that made me laugh and coast VL your wagon is neat i seen it on the last exchaser cruise my mate has one the same but turbo with intercooler
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251NFLArchived member
yeah luke u will be lookin for a while buddy unless u find a miriam lmao
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SPLITArchived member
she was on rove tonite wtf am i sayin she i will refer to it as it from now on it was sayin how it started takin hormones at 11 how it new it wanted to be a girl at 11 i don tunderstand at 11 i couldnt choose wich bike to buy little own if i wanted a **** it said it is a pre-op sex change wich means that the c0ck is still there BUT here is my major drama didnt it say at one stage she is a swimsuit model in some messed up country where they trade donkeys for 11 year old trans vestite things how can she model swimsuits if she has a c0ck i was thinkin maybe she tucks and tapes or somethin but even then when she is walkin down the runway u would see a buldge where her **** is meant to be and it would look like she is hiding some kind of pre stage dump in here swimers
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