Quote: Originally Posted by leading_edge Whats the highest speed youve been caught doing and what sort of fine / punishment did you cop? 268kpm on 100kpm zone free way. i got a 5 grand fine. 168kpm over is lose of lience. Then the cop said open the bonnet.Then things start going good. He said how much u spent on the engine i said around 15 grand. we were talkin for like 15 mins about my car and modz. he was a young cop into cars n all. Then he sayz if u let me have a drive of ur Holden BT-1 ill undertake all fines and canarys. i go yer go 4 it. i jumped in with him. he goes but the boost to full i was playin wif the boost controller and put it on 31psi. he was revin in it the spot like he didnt believe it. then he dumps it a 4000rpm slams 2nd,3rd,4th still wheelspinin and slamed 5th doin around 270kpms then another cop pulls us over. The cop who had pulled us over said he could hear the CHO CHO CHO oh changing gears from 3 blocks away. then u wont believe it the other cop jumps in the cop car and came next 2 us. he said try and catch me. i never thought some cops were ***ed in the head. then i said is that enough the engine is gettin hot and he goes no no its not gettin hot dis that. then he pulled over and i jumped in the drivers seat and showed him how 2 drive. i took him back to his cop car and he goes rip a nice burnout. ThERE i GO VVVVVSSHHHHHHHH CHO CHO VVVVVSSSSHHHHH CHO VVVVVVVVSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHO CHO CHO and just took off. and the cop goes if u get pulled over just tell the cop u know me. i got him name n all and it works. 2 nights ago i got caught 2 burnouts in my court and i said i knew officer wroblewski and they are oh k carry on .

4th into 5th "doin around 270" .......yeah sure.....easy.........myself i shift into 2nd when i hit 250, then into 3rd at 300, 4th at 375 and finally fifth at 450kmh then suddenly realise.......it's time to get up for work Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Quote: Originally Posted by JETFUL 268kpm on 100kpm zone free way. i got a 5 grand fine. 168kpm over is lose of lience. Then the cop said open the bonnet.Then things start going good. He said how much u spent on the engine i said around 15 grand. we were talkin for like 15 mins about my car and modz. he was a young cop into cars n all. Then he sayz if u let me have a drive of ur Holden BT-1 ill undertake all fines and canarys. i go yer go 4 it. i jumped in with him. he goes but the boost to full i was playin wif the boost controller and put it on 31psi. he was revin in it the spot like he didnt believe it. then he dumps it a 4000rpm slams 2nd,3rd,4th still wheelspinin and slamed 5th doin around 270kpms then another cop pulls us over. The cop who had pulled us over said he could hear the CHO CHO CHO oh changing gears from 3 blocks away. then u wont believe it the other cop jumps in the cop car and came next 2 us. he said try and catch me. i never thought some cops were ***ed in the head. then i said is that enough the engine is gettin hot and he goes no no its not gettin hot dis that. then he pulled over and i jumped in the drivers seat and showed him how 2 drive. i took him back to his cop car and he goes rip a nice burnout. ThERE i GO VVVVVSSHHHHHHHH CHO CHO VVVVVSSSSHHHHH CHO VVVVVVVVSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHO CHO CHO and just took off. and the cop goes if u get pulled over just tell the cop u know me. i got him name n all and it works. 2 nights ago i got caught 2 burnouts in my court and i said i knew officer wroblewski and they are oh k carry on . Biggest load of **** i have ever heard

hahahahahahahaha, ahh thats hilarious! smoking something when you typed that for sure. whats this about changing gears at 250?? I just leave it in first push the ironing boards out the windows, lift the anchor and away i go up into the air.. one time i flew too close to the sun, and my tyres melted and i had to have a crash landing but it was ok, somehow my tyres remoulded as i hit the ground...

hahahahahahahahahaha i think while the cop was driving your car the only choo choo choooing that was going on was on his foreskin. wake up and smell the coffee.

Well I dont think mine rate as high as some already posted. i got done 10 days after gettin my P's doing about 140 in 100 zone towing a boat in the old mans patrol. cop was all good about it done me for the minimum fine 1point. (cant remember exactly) so i watched my speed the rest of the trip was very cautious from then on till i got my second one which was on a road where the speed limit changes at least 16 times in a 20 minute trip i didnt see the sign fo it to reduce from 90 - 70 i got done 87 in a 70 3 points and a fine. so i was like get bent thats not fair at all (i went down the next day and i still didnt find the sign that reduced it to 70 at that point. but i figured going to court was too much hassel bugger it and stupidly copped it.) then i got pulled up at dovo 24 hour maccas (next to cars clearly unroadworthy) they canaried me (doing the right thing being designated driver dropping freinds home from clubbin) they got me for condensation in my left headlight condensation in my left indicator and my steering wheel they thought may not have been ADR compliant they made me get a full roady then a week later on my way home from playing indoor soccer with a few guys from work i got pulled up out of a servo and told "What the **** are you doing drag racing" im like man im not dragging any one im filling my car up with petrol and going home. then i was told if he ever catches me or the ****head in the HQ that i was racing (i still have no idea what he was talking about) that he would take me off the road and take my licence off me. funnily enough 2 - 3 weeks later officer radar eye booked me for alledgedly travelling at 130-140 in an 80 zone (funny enough right oppisite the petrol station from earlier) when asked to see the speed on the radar i was told i couldnt i was like so how when i say im doing 80 cna u say im doing 140. there responce cause we could hear you coming. I guess that fact that i was in 3rd cause 4th and 5th in that gear box were ****ed along with a 3" exhast might have given the impression that i was giving it a boot in the guts. but this resulted in 12 months suspension and 480$ fine and 8 point well i took that one to court in the mean time i got booked in dads 328i motorsport coupe for not having P plates 3 points and not having my licence on me $50 so i went to court with a history that said id lost 15 points in 13 months i was practically laughed at and given the 12 months and $480 plus court fees. only to get a letter saying due to my excessive number of points its exteended by 3 months. grrr oh well 10/15 months completed so far and when i seell my VL i'll be able to start on project KE25 corolla with rb25det Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

JETFUL - That is absolute bullsiht. Tonite - 134 in 80 zone (Graham Farmer Freeway)- 6 points and $350 fine. I thought it was a fcuking 100 zone I have 2 points left now. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Quote: Originally Posted by DasBlitz Tonite - 134 in 80 zone (Graham Farmer Freeway)- 6 points and $350 fine. I thought it was a fcuking 100 zone I have 2 points left now. Wel ur actually quite lucky u live in aussie... cos in NZ u'd have no licence now! If ur 50Kph over the speed limit it's an instant loss of licence! Im mean Fcuk i just lost control of my car and didnt do anyone any harm really, and i got stung wit a $600 fine! Might make u feel a little beta knowing u've still got a licence! Jay

in melb its 25km's and over and loss of licence!

LMAO @ JETFUL-O-SH1T. haha have GMHBA approached you for one of their ads?, you could replace that kid who gets bitten in to pieces by a croc? You must be great around a campfire, telling stories like that, even when your sober! :P

Quote: Originally Posted by GMHBT1 hahahahahahahahahaha i think while the cop was driving your car the only choo choo choooing that was going on was on his foreskin. wake up and smell the coffee. OWNED!!! That is seriously funny sh*t!!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by rUbBeRDuCky How the **** can you get off for these. Anywhere in vic and u'd prob be thrown in jail. bloke got done 120km/h in 60km/h on lakeside drive on my l's was only on a 250 was lucky to have been doing 80km/h bunch of young *** head cops, nearly hit me when i pulled over, $300 for a lawyer, $560 but keep me licence, pretty happy, with that!

Quote: Originally Posted by aus880 No they don't bloke up here they have to show u the radar, they u have to admit to the speed, got of a many time when they say we got u at 85 in a 60km/h zone asked to see the Radar, and nothing, then asked them exactly how long they had been following me, not long at all, don't admit don't get fined, once u admit to speeding u are screwed, I now know the coppa that used to pull me over on my bike, he hated it when i wouldn't admit!

Coming home the other night, turned right at a green arrow and had a EF falcon coming the opposite direction turn into the same road cut right in front of me. Choice 1 : slam the brakes, sit behind the **** head. Choice 2 : use right hand pedal in left hand lane before it runs out. I chose choice 2 - got around the corner and this EF Falcon comes up the wrong side of the road and pulls in front of me - thinking this guys got a serious case of road rage i put it in reverse as he got out of his car in a hurry - just about to reverse back and then run over this ****er and out comes a police badge !! This guy was fuming, identified himself as an off duty cop - his rank sounded like some high-up dude. asked me why I ran a red light, squeeled my tyres, undertaking, speeding, and driving in a dangerous manner... told him politely that I didn't run a red light - he said my side was red, so yours must have been aswell - to which I explained what a green arrow means. Then appologised for being an idiot for going for Choice 2 (see above). He had a look at my licence and told me he would take my details down just to say that he had spoken to me and then let me go after making sure I was gonna "drive safely". He drove off to the nearest bottle-o as I headed home. As for past offences - 6 x Speeding (15 - 30 over, $135 ea, 3 points ea). Took one of these to court and got off cause the cop put the incorrect car colour on the ticket. 1 x Driving a car that does not comply to ADR's (Blue park lights, 1 point, $75), 1 x Crossing double continuous lines (friend was about to piss himself in the back seat after picking him up after drinking, $135, 3 points). 1 x Parking in a set-down zone for more than 2 mins *chuckle* - $30, no points. and 1 x loss of licence - 3 months. Havent been done for speeding in over 2 years (ever since I got a HUD actually). Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Well I was in my Escort and went past a cop in a side street doin' 80 in a 60 zone. He comes after me, I overtake a car on a corner(!!!) go under another turning right and eventually pull up at my mates house. Now his mum is usually at work and I was going to go into the garage. But she had a sickie didn't she. Sit down and wait .....2 mins later,a knock on the door. My mate answers it and the cops want to see the driver of the red Escort out the front. They asked me to step outside and I refused. They asked a few times but I refused everytime 'till they grab me by the arm and say "your under arrest". I was only 19 at the time and thought WTF??? Any ways in court I got loss of liscense for 3 years and $600 fine. I went straight to the bike shop and bought a new pushy. I was going to need it. I was a mgr with Coles at the time and they were not amused. I learnt my lesson after driving to Winton from Sydney in a street sedan RX 4 and racing a falcon coming into Golbourn doing 220ks+ and went past a cop going the other way. They didn't stop but I was sh1tting myself. I was still on my 3 years disqualifying at the time. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Quote: Originally Posted by JETFUL 268kpm on 100kpm zone free way. i got a 5 grand fine. 168kpm over is lose of lience. Then the cop said open the bonnet.Then things start going good. He said how much u spent on the engine i said around 15 grand. we were talkin for like 15 mins about my car and modz. he was a young cop into cars n all. Then he sayz if u let me have a drive of ur Holden BT-1 ill undertake all fines and canarys. i go yer go 4 it. i jumped in with him. he goes but the boost to full i was playin wif the boost controller and put it on 31psi. he was revin in it the spot like he didnt believe it. then he dumps it a 4000rpm slams 2nd,3rd,4th still wheelspinin and slamed 5th doin around 270kpms then another cop pulls us over. The cop who had pulled us over said he could hear the CHO CHO CHO oh changing gears from 3 blocks away. then u wont believe it the other cop jumps in the cop car and came next 2 us. he said try and catch me. i never thought some cops were ***ed in the head. then i said is that enough the engine is gettin hot and he goes no no its not gettin hot dis that. then he pulled over and i jumped in the drivers seat and showed him how 2 drive. i took him back to his cop car and he goes rip a nice burnout. ThERE i GO VVVVVSSHHHHHHHH CHO CHO VVVVVSSSSHHHHH CHO VVVVVVVVSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHO CHO CHO and just took off. and the cop goes if u get pulled over just tell the cop u know me. i got him name n all and it works. 2 nights ago i got caught 2 burnouts in my court and i said i knew officer wroblewski and they are oh k carry on . we've gota get an age restriction thing happening on the forums for people wanting to post who are under the age of 6..........