Quote: Originally Posted by SPLIT wtf am i sayin she i will refer to it as it from now on how it new it wanted to be a girl at 11 i don tunderstand at 11 i couldnt choose wich bike to buy little own if i wanted a **** how can she model swimsuits if she has a c0ck i was thinkin maybe she tucks and tapes or somethin but even then when she is walkin down the runway u would see a buldge where her **** is meant to be and it would look like she is hiding some kind of pre stage dump in here swimers HAHAHAHA shaun you're a funny ****

Grant: Quote: your lookin for a guy then.... haha are u offering to be his boyfriend Grant.. ? as descreet as u make it look.. its quite obvious to the homophobic. hahhaha

lmfao!!

Yeah its mega hard to find a woman like that, but it can be done. My ex was that girl!

Quote: Originally Posted by exchaser Grant: haha are u offering to be his boyfriend Grant.. ? as descreet as u make it look.. its quite obvious to the homophobic. hahhaha shut up midget boy. i don't know what your fetish is with gays, but don't draw me into it.. hey, you've bought a shell, yeah? how's commin along? painted yet?

HAHAHAHA... ohh rob i think u are like the comedian of all time.. some of the **** u write. hhaha Quote: 12.00am: 2-4-1 finishes, everyone leaves. as we leave, an angry pommy guy tips a drink over a bouncer's head. four of them throw him outside, kick him like 80 times in the head. blood Ahhh was this outside the port office neil ? as i do belive i was cruisng round that area when i see 2 cop cars pull up.. then a 3rd a few minutes later... few angry ppl speaking to the cops and ****.. is that where u were dude ? As for that car in the valley.. would have been rasheeds for sure.. as i sold him that calaisturbo sticker and havent told him its .au now hahahahah.. in ipswich.. their other bro used to lay back in the car while they went clubbin... pretty decent security ay **** those mofos who lean on it but... no restepca Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Quote: Ahhh was this outside the port office neil ? as i do belive i was cruisng round that area when i see 2 cop cars pull up.. then a 3rd a few minutes later... few angry ppl speaking to the cops and ****.. is that where u were dude ? yeah that was it dude, there was a massive splash of blood on the ground, and the dude had a huge cut on his face, claret pissing everywhere. the bouncer looked like he knew he'd just lost his job. like 4 police cars turned up, we had to give statements to em then they took the guy to hospital. worst part was, it was the guy's after-wedding celebrations, he'd just got married that day!

that would suck.. but why wasn't he at home shagging the missus?

Which security guard was it Neil ? Not the fella who looks like zoolander with his poses and lovely eye brows ? If I remember correctly, that was more like 2:30am...not 12. Jay Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

yeah it was the guy who's always at the door on saturdays, tall guy with eyebrows like you say. i don't think he was the instigator of the bashing but i suspect he did most of the damage. as for the timing, i pretty much have no idea. i was pretty well fcuked up byt the time we left.....

lol @ zoolander... yeah that guys a homo with his big tuff plucked eyebrows. wouldn't wanna get on the pretty boys bad side though, i know he can somtimes be a real c unt at the door when he wants to...****in zoolander mofo!

I've never had any problems with him, i mean he looks homo but that's about it... wouldn't have thought he'd do mean things like that What a carny !! Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

haha terry tuff ****.. that guy looks like the ***in joker out of batman and robbin hahah... like jay said tho.. i've never had a prob with him either.. he says hi, how ya goin mate.. doesnt give any attitude or anything.. but hes probably a profession kick boxer or some **** He often looks bored standing at the door there, specially when the p.o is a bit dead.. and i've never seen a fight there before so i suspect that... a fight may have started. and he took this chance to take out all his anger of the months of standing there on sat nights doin nothing.... ALL IN ONE BIG SMAKDOWN... zoolander stylez... haha carny mother***er.. hahahahaha Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Next time i'm there i'm gonna ask him if he can take his undies off with one hand and his pants still on Or challenge him to a walk off Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Quote: Next time i'm there i'm gonna ask him if he can take his undies off That comes as no suprise to me you pillowbiter!