i am wanting to get my cars insured, but basically i only want them covered for damage and theft on my property. not interested in insurance whilst driving etc, just want something in case they get stolen or the shed catches on fire or something. and i cant get full comp on them coz they are all pretty much 'illegal' for different reasons. anyone know any companys that do this? i enquired to my house and contents provider (comminsure) and they dont do it.

Try Shannons. They do a "Laid-up" cover for cars that are not on the road.