Hey guys..
just a quick note to ease what seems to be a certain level of confusion on this site.
Two things:
1.
These things:
They're called venetians, named after Venice.
V E N E T I A N S
There's no 'O' in the word, and no 'U' either.. 'Venutians' come from Venus. Venetians arent from Venus. Remember that.
2.
If you BUY something, and then want to tell somebody about it, it is past tense, therefore you need to use the past tense of 'buy', which is..
'BOUGHT'
Not 'brought'.
Correct: "I bought this screamer pipe for my VL on the weekend."
Incorrect: "I brought this BOV for my VL on the weekend."
Remember this: 'Bought' is the past tense of 'buy'; 'Brought' is the past tense of 'bring'.
Check it out:
Correct: "I bought this chick a drink, then I brought her home and slammed her!"
Incorrect: "I brought this chick a drink, then I brought her home but I couldnt give it to her because my grammar is so poor, I can't effectively communicate my needs."
I hope this has cleared any confusion, and there are a few more things that are really irritating, but I cant think of them right now, but I'll be sure to post them as soon as I remember them.
<3
Dixie
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Haha, great thread Dix.
Another thing:
ask
Correct: I was asked by Dixie about the kebab store.
Incorrect: I aksed Dixie if my poor pronunciation would eventually lead to me living in a lower middle class suburb.
One that annoys the living sh*t out of me, due to how wide spread it is.
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Originally Posted by PaRaDX616
but dixie, what happens if you "bought" this chick home to slam her?
well, i suppose you could, but i dont see why you'd buy her house in order to slam her... seems like a rather inefficient way to get sex.
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Originally Posted by DIXIE
seems like a rather inefficient way to get sex.
I've heard that registration plates expressing the driver of said motor vehicle's apprehension regarding the age of young female road spectators and whether or not they have passed the legal age of sexual consent have also been somewhat ineffective.
One that actually really annoys me
Touch� or at least Touche
Correct:
John: You rape ape's
Peter: As do you.
John: Touch�
Incorrect:
John: You rape ape's
Peter: As do you.
John: Tucshe/Tushay/Tooshey etc
Peter: So's your face.
Please fix.
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Originally Posted by ATMO_BT1
I've heard that registration plates expressing the driver of said motor vehicle's apprehension regarding the age of young female road spectators and whether or not they have passed the legal age of sexual consent have also been somewhat ineffective.
OR, in another, more accurate way, it has been found that said young female road spectators perceive the registration plates as witty and humorous, and as a result develop a certain level of attraction to said driver, thus resulting in relations of a sexual nature between both parties.
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Originally Posted by Blink
One that actually really annoys me
Touch� or at least Touche
Correct:
John: You rape ape's
Peter: As do you.
John: Touch�
Incorrect:
John: You rape ape's
Peter: As do you.
John: Tucshe/Tushay/Tooshey etc
Peter: So's your face.
Please fix.
I agree!
If you cant figure out what 'touche' means, just use 'oh snap' and be done with it. Thankyou.
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Originally Posted by DIXIE
well, i suppose you could, but i dont see why you'd buy her house in order to slam her... seems like a rather inefficient way to get sex.
What if it was made out of a shoebox which came from my brand new pair of adidas shoes i just scored from my cousin habib's brother's mate's friend's uncle?
I suppose you'd know about the more efficient ways eh? such as inflaitable company?
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Originally Posted by PaRaDX616
I suppose you'd know about the more efficient ways eh? such as blow up company!
:|
you obviously havent heard about me and shit.
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Originally Posted by DIXIE
OR, in another, more accurate way, it has been found that said young female road spectators perceive the registration plates as witty and humorous, and as a result develop a certain level of attraction to said driver, thus resulting in relations of a sexual nature between both parties.
I agree!
If you cant figure out what 'touche' means, just use 'oh snap' and be done with it. Thankyou.
Either that or he has a bag of lollies in his lap.
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Originally Posted by 88 Chaser
Either that or he has a bag of lollies in his lap.
lol. "this guy seems legit" hahahaha
Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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Originally Posted by DIXIE
OR, in another, more accurate way, it has been found that said young female road spectators perceive the registration plates as witty and humorous, and as a result develop a certain level of attraction to said driver, thus resulting in relations of a sexual nature between both parties.
I have been witness to contradictory data regarding your above statement and have also been informed that the only sexual relation taken part in by the subject of discussion of late was in fact the result of financial solicitation - and with a giraffe.
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Originally Posted by PaRaDX616
You Obviously missed the point i was joking! :P
as was i
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Originally Posted by ATMO_BT1
I have been witness to contradictory data regarding your above statement and have also been informed that the only sexual relation taken part in by the subject of discussion of late was in fact the result of financial solicitation - and with a giraffe.
I believe your data is thoroughly flawed, as I have witnessed first hand that numerous instances of relations have been acquired through the use of skill and cunning, not through any means of financial solicitation. I also put it to you that my data is of more worth as it is first hand, whereas yours is hearsay.
(Not heresy, heresay.)
Although it is technically heresy, because I am a god.
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Originally Posted by PaRaDX616
Horray for boobies, even if they are inflaitable!
time to knock off work!
Time to finish work or time to work on a finish?
