just took the mrs car to my mates house round the corner, was only there 20 mins. on my way back home, as i was pulling into park on the side of the road i noticed something fishy in my front yard. like a shadow moving. didnt even turne off the car, jumped out , slowly goin into my yard, all looked good untill i noticed a screwdriver and this other wiered lookin metal thingy (bent in the middle) on the roof of the car.... trippin out, i started lookin around and as i was crossing the lawn this mother ****er jumps out from behind the bush and bolts to the fence, jumps it and bolts accross the road, so i bolted after him mind u i weigh 100 kilos and smoke a pack a day but i couldnt let him go. he jumped into someone elses front yard through their gate and into their backyard where he got to the fence and tried to jump it, silly **** slipped and fell back down onto the bricks, only to be met with a few good boots to the face and ribs. he starts screaming and crying, begging n shyt, "im sorry im sorry im only 15" so i relaxed, picked him up took his ID and kept it and told him if anything ever happens to my home or car im commin after him. by that time my neighbores come out, after explaining the situation and apologise....and this guy trots off like a little bitch bleeding his sorry ass home.
ohhhhh i feel so good at the moment, hope i dont sound like im braggin about it all but heaps of my mates cars have been broken into, and im sure you guys have copped it too, i just hope this kid has learned his lesson... i think a good beating is the only way....
anyway, off to clean my shoes
edit: by the way, no damage to my car thank god i got there in time.
Well done mate i would have done the same thing if i found someone tryin to break in to my car as well mate! Just as well you found him in the act and not after he stole all your s**t mate.....
There is no justice like street justice. Ahhhh to have only seen his face when you showed up. And after you kicked the snot out of him too. Before Trying to steal my car..... After trying to steal my car...... I would put up like a sign on my back window or something saying.... THis is what happens if you touch my car!
it was pretty obvious. you shoulda held him and called the cops - just to scare the **** outta him. if he said anything about the marks, just said it must of been from him falling of the fence.
Good stuff catching him in the act. You cant get any more red handed than that!
You should have given him some phone book treatment then taken him home to his parents and let them know why you have dragged their prick of a son in by the ear!
Not meaning to be a thread hijacker, but the same thing happened to me on good friday morning..
7:30 am, my missus wakes me up all hysterical and whispering: There's someone in my car!!
Groggy as I crawl out of bed, freezing cold, wearing only boxers, sneak to the front door, sneak out and poke my head round the corner - and here's this stoned up tosser trying to elbow in her car window. He freaked out, started stuttering and trying to climb our back fence - our neighbour is a cop, who happens to love my VL. (Handy. ) Anyways, he's not coming back anytime soon - but just incase I've got a golf club next to the back door..
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nah didnt want anything to do with the cops... no point, the reason hes stealing is coz he got no money, and i know id rather do community service than cop a belting. the cops would have given him a slap on the wrist and hed be at it again tomorro night, i dont think i'll be seeing him anytime soon.
yeah same thing happened to me one night.. my ex (a security guard) found 2 guys in my car, so he jumped the fence and woke his best mate up (another security guard) and they went out and chased these guys... the ex caught one of them and had him in the sleeper hold but the mate lost the other guy and he came back holding something big and black and was about to bash my ex so he let the other guy go... pity tho.. they made a mess of my ignition lol
yeh thinkin bout it now though, kinda lucky he wasnt huge, with a bat...... lol my gf didnt have a clue till i come back in, sleepin like a baby and didnt even believe me till i showed her my shoes hahaha
"F*CK ELIE WHY U ALWAYS GOTTA BASH SOMEONE!!!!"
hahah
U should have broken his hand or something dude, i'm 15 and got no money wat a poor excuse. Good stuff still, at least u got 2 give him a kicking.
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