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calaisturbo.com.au - Best way to sell the car.... this isnt one of them

Started by Dazza102 · 11 July 2004 · 22 replies

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Dazza102Archived member
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI...2484339805&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45571&item=2484339805&rd=1) "I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN IT..... THO MY GIRL FRIEND HAS....." indeed, so what? if i was interested in this car - i couldnt give a fu(k if she had some finger fun, as long as the seats aint stained and dont smell like fish would you buy with car with the infomation given? Opinions please! Cheers, Daz Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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15min 1/4Archived member
So his gf was cheatin on him in the back of his own car. hhhmmmmmmmm
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revelryArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by 15min 1/4 So his gf was cheatin on him in the back of his own car. hhhmmmmmmmm thats exactly what i thought, lol
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BaxArchived member
That must be why the seats look like ****. He better get that casket fixed and find the missing engine.
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XCTMNTArchived member
what a toss
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SpikeArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by revelry thats exactly what i thought, lol hmm, was thinking the same thing... Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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HemiArchived member
theres no doubt in my mind that that guy is a ****in ****head
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HemiArchived member
bexter.... i think by missing engine he means that it missfires due to the exhaust
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BaxArchived member
haha i know bloke... bit slow with the jokes eh Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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VLT_RB30Archived member
Hey I should e-mail him See if he wants a copy of his ex fu*ken on the back seats.
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Dazza102Archived member
Quote: Hey I should e-mail him See if he wants a copy of his ex fu*ken on the back seats. go on - it would be a classic lol! I what an idiot he is? - it costs 5 bucks (from memory) to put cars on ebay and this drop kick just goes on about crap like: "oh my mummy dont like my car cause its turbo and she has my balls in her hand bag so ill sell it" "my casket needs replacing because the motor has gone missing" "the girls love it... sepecially when i give it a big rev and my rooted casket makes the car sound like its a V8... but then then i gotta find my engine because it goes missing after that" "Ive never had sex, so i havent had sex in it... with a woman" (reason for stainned seats) "Tho my girl friend has, with two men, at the same time, in the front and back seat... i was having sex with myself at the time" "if you want to NO about this car... like if you wanted to know how may k's its done, its service history or even just what type of engine it is...maybe i shoulda wrote that all in rather then sh@t about my make believe girlfriend - just email me: [email removed]" It had to be said, The sad thing about it is that someone has actually bidded on the car... i hope its just some teenage puncks who just want to fu(k him around because of his stupid description lol Cheers, Daz
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MS VLTArchived member
hahaha wot an idiot
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ATMO_BT1Archived member
Quote: Originally Posted by Dazza102 "... but then then i gotta find my engine because it goes missing after that" Daz oh **** man i nearly fell off my chair when i read that
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calais_dudeArchived member
lol thats funny as its like " yeah i got an awesome as 86 300ZX turbo" 2nd person says "hav u had sex in it" 1st person says "nah, but me mrs has" lol wat an idiot
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NVL30TArchived member
"casket" haha
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KtuluArchived member
Dazza wrote... Quote: "Tho my girl friend has, with two men, at the same time, in the front and back seat... i was having sex with myself at the time" Dazza mate... you're putting to much thought into this... seek help. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.
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KtuluArchived member
Haha... check out the sellers Ebay username... my_turbo_8_u Hahahaha... OMG... this guy is a f�cking sh�thead!!! It's hilarious!!!
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bowzaArchived member
"just email me: [email removed]" where did u come up with that hhahahahahahahaha sik!
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OZVL3LArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by Dazza102 go on - it would be a classic lol! I what an idiot he is? - it costs 5 bucks (from memory) to put cars on ebay and this drop kick just goes on about crap like: "oh my mummy dont like my car cause its turbo and she has my balls in her hand bag so ill sell it" "my casket needs replacing because the motor has gone missing" "the girls love it... sepecially when i give it a big rev and my rooted casket makes the car sound like its a V8... but then then i gotta find my engine because it goes missing after that" "Ive never had sex, so i havent had sex in it... with a woman" (reason for stainned seats) "Tho my girl friend has, with two men, at the same time, in the front and back seat... i was having sex with myself at the time" "if you want to NO about this car... like if you wanted to know how may k's its done, its service history or even just what type of engine it is...maybe i shoulda wrote that all in rather then sh@t about my make believe girlfriend - just email me: [email removed]" It had to be said, The sad thing about it is that someone has actually bidded on the car... i hope its just some teenage puncks who just want to fu(k him around because of his stupid description lol Cheers, Daz ive been laughing for 5 mins straight lmao thats a classic good job
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87_DeVLArchived member
Quote: Originally Posted by Dazza102 "Ive never had sex, so i havent had sex in it... with a woman" (reason for stainned seats) "Tho my girl friend has, with two men, at the same time, in the front and back seat... i was having sex with myself at the time" Daz That theory is backed up by the brown stains on the driver seat i guess
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