02-06-04, 19:29 GMT+10#1
Just got an email off a friend which I found really funny, thought id share it.
>Who is Jack Schitt?
>
>The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for the
>response
>
>when someone says"You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually
>handle the situation.
>
>Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt, and O. Schitt the fertilizer magnate,
>married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son,
>Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious
>couple produced 6 children: Hollie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull
>Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents
>objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
>However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
>Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with
>them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
>Schitt Sherlock.
>
>Meanwhile, Dip Schitt, married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of
>nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla
>Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperable throughout childhood and
>subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
>announcements in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The
>Schitt Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
>
>Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
>returned from Italy with his new Italian Bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when
>someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
>
>This family history was recoreded by Crock O Schitt.
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