I waas thinking about whats the best way to deterr a thief from your car and attracted a **** load of attention. I know cars alarms are good but most people dont even acknowlodge them these days. Well heres the brainy idear(dont think ill try it thou)how about hooking up a day time flare in cabin of your car connect to your alarm to trigger it somehow. Poor ******* wouldnt be able to breat in your car it would attract a ****load of attention. Im bored cant you tell. Anyway guys have a laugh i did.

lol imagine if its your mum jumping in the car to grab her smokes that you left in there and forgfets to turn off the alarm ? hehe

Mate Dunno What You Guys Think.... But The Next Theft Idea Im Going Through With Is A Detachable Steering Wheel. What Do Ya Reckon Fellas?cost Is Bout 600 Bucks For Detachable Wheel And Boss Kit.

haha Mr Bean styles...you have to carry a suitcase everywhere then to put it in! Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Im Dead Serious... Hows A C*** Gonna Steal It When You Can Steer... Is He Gonna Take The Time To Find Another Vl In The Car Park And Pull Its Steering Wheel And Boss Off And Cum Back To My Car? I Think Not!!!

Ohh i agree, ever since I seen ol mate Been pull it of in one of his episodes i've thought its a great idea. I'm just not down with the idea of carrying a Steering wheel around while you shop or hiding it under your towel while you go for a surf Definatly good idea for home or work purposes Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

F**k That, Ill Make The Mrs Carry It...jkn Ill Just Chain The F****r Up With Lots Of Chains And **** In The Boot....enough So It Would Take The Dog Too Long To Get It Out.

LOL! Chains always with the chains! What about those wheel clamp things you put on your wheels and you cant go anywhere...cant even remove your wheel!

Nah, I like the flame thrower alarm from south africa :evil: where c***s will kill you if they want your car bad enough. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

SO they get in your car, oh ****, no steering wheel, so they take everything else, might aswell go the full hog for the insuarnce claim and get a new car Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

how about brake disc-locks like motorbikes have? it sucks when you forget them, but **** they are effective! (only applies to cross drilled discs... though)

Quote: Originally Posted by vlt-dreamer Im Dead Serious... Hows A C*** Gonna Steal It When You Can Steer... Is He Gonna Take The Time To Find Another Vl In The Car Park And Pull Its Steering Wheel And Boss Off And Cum Back To My Car? I Think Not!!! Answer: determined and well-equipped thief clamps a filthy great set of vice grips to the steering column and steers with that. Not easy but you'd assume a pro would have somewhere to store the car nearbye. Basically, removable steering wheel and boss is another deterrent to ****heads but not to a determined thief. (FFS, they could just tow the car onto a trailer!). Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Quote: they could just tow the car onto a trailer! you beat me too it :P i actually had a towie pull up to my car reverse up to it and get out to hook me up as i was walking out of the servo, a mate and i yelled out to him and he got back in his truck and drove off :S weird ****

If They Tow It What Can You Do.... If Some **** Does That I Would Hope At Shopping Centres Someone Would Pull Em Up..

www.stickdeath.com (http://www.stickdeath.com) have some good antitheft ideas including colasping roofs, shotgun in the airbag compartment. Funny to see

I once new a guy that made his car give u an electric shock if you got into it. Also he made this power **** come outta the sun visor and spray into the thiefs eyes... LoL.. Bit of a nutter

- Only in america - read this in a mag. Someone stole a mercedes, and the owner was a bit of a electronics wiz. Hooked up a LCD in the dashboard with a few pretty lights and a buzer, than, when someone unauthorized got into his car, ie, someone gets inside when the alarm is on (pressure switch in the seat) a LCD pops up with the message "this seat is fitted with a Pipe bomb. If you get off the seat, it will explode. If you try to disarm it, it will probably explode. If you try to turn off the alarm, or start the car, it will explode. Call for help, get the police, they will know what to do, and call the bomb squad to difuse it and you will be ok" So the bloke was so **** scared, he has basically done all this, and forgotten how much trouble he is in for trying to steal the car. Cops come, difuse the bomb, haul the would be car theif away, and then inform him, " the bomb squad said to tell you the pipe bomb was full of flour." It was fake. Worked tho, and the theif is bent over But unfortunatly the owner of the car got in trouble for causing a bomb alert, and was charged. If the laws are the same here, he is prob in even more trouble than the other guy! LOL. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Stimps - One of my friends dad had a similar thing, except he hooked up gas bottles from the boot to gas the theif. He was 'advised' by one of his law enforceing friends to remove it. I just had a 2002 boomerang system installed on friday, It seems to do everything I want and more. Sure it wont stop someone taking your car, but it will tell you someone is trying to before they even get close to stealing it, which leaves a bit of time for some baseball bat fun. Now ive just got to work out how to use the thing!

Ultimate car theft deterrant: A beartrap near the pedals and a claymore anti-personel mine strapped to the steering wheel.

yeah but you don't want to @#$% dirty / destry a nice car :/