Im so proud of myself scored a double whammy At work tonight (Graveyard Servo monkey) I had a guy arrested for Car Theft and Drink Driving. The guy came in about 2.30am and stopped at the pumps with "ignition problems" couldnt keep his car running and had trouble restarting it, he played with it for about 20 mins before he got it going..... he pulls the Hilux around to the side of the shop in complete darkness and out of view from anyone, he walks into the store and heads to the toilets. After him doing a 30 minute Poo I get suspicious, cause his car is still outside, engine running, door wide open in the middle of Loganlea at now 3.30am. I bang on the dunny door and ask "Hey mate , you ok in there, having trouble pushing out a big one?" he yells out "ill be right mate", then 1 min later he walks out looking rat****.... slurring his speach, stumbling, and goes out to the car..... He jumps back into the car, and pulls it back upto the bowsers and pumps some fuel, comes in to pay for it. I ask him where he is going tonight.... he replies "Im headdddiinngg too mhaarrsshhhden (Marsden)" as he basically collapses on the counter and hits his head on the bench. I poke him in the head give him the change and he comes to, takes the money and wanders out to his car. Right now im thinking ok I have to call the cops. I watch him get into the hilux, and pull out, I walk outside to watch him drive down the street and within 10 metres he is up on the footpath almost hit a street light and sat in his car headlights on across the footpath up over the curb. He stayed there for 10 minutes..... I had called the cops and they were on there way out. When they arrived a Tow truck was with them, they arrived and then the fun began. The cops jumped out and straight away knew something was up (like it wasnt obvious enough). They start to sobriety test him american style, as the towie and I stood and watched. Funniest thing I have ever seen in my life followed. Asked him to do the feet together arms out, touch yer nose..... he pokes himself in the eye, the 2 cops,towie and myself start laughing.... they ask him to do the other hand... POP... he takes out the other eye.... he is now clutching his face whining. They then ask him to walk heal to toe for 20 steps and to count them off as he went..... he got to oooooonnnnn, not even one before he was on his ass and trying to crawl under the hilux on his belly.... cops drag him out from under the ute, pick him up and ask his name.... now this is the freaky bit...... My name is Craig, I found out the towies name was Craig, his dispatchers name was Craig, and the guy they arrested, guess what, his name was Craig!!! we were all in total shock. Then the cop started laughing and said do realise what my report is going to look like...... Craig Called the police to report craig driving a car erratically which was then picked up by Craig who was despatched from Harveys towing by Craig the supervisor. LoL! Needless to say they took him away, we all had a good laugh, and I have a new chapter to add to my book of Service Station excitment lol. edit: Oh and the ignition problem was the fact he hammered a key into the ignition barrel to start it after ripping out half the console and steering colum surrounds.

lol. good job! thats one ******* that wont be driving for ages..... shame he didnt take himself out along with the car, oh well. (bit harsh, but you shouldnt steal another persons car, let alone be drink driving)

Good work.

ahahha Hey was this at the BP servo on Browns Plains Rd by anychance?

Yeah was it that BP on Browns Plains Rd? i used to go in there all the time, and most of the time it was like 5am in the morning when i was leaving the ex's place.. Or was it the Shell i think it is, near the pub?

Nah this was at an Ampol in Loganlea, next to Dooleys, across the road from the hospital.

Quote: I bang on the dunny door and ask "Hey mate , you ok in there, having trouble pushing out a big one?" ROFL!!... good call..... he would of had no trouble pushin' out the big one when the cops arrived.

That's good stuff mate, another story to tell the kids when you have em'.

hope they kicked the poo out of him!

lol i cant believe he tried to crawl under the car.