I thought this would be funny... enjoy BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas business student BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire length of my car BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my� big Aussie six" is really a Skyline motor Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to got off my "P" plates Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times Holden Berlina: I�m a very good Amway salesperson Holden Statesman: I�m a pimp Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb. Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes or GTRs Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck MGB: I am dating a mechanic MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch **** Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe money on it 1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic. Impreza WRX: I�m a herd animal Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less. Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends. VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90) Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase it's performance with a rear wing Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers 2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates think I am a hero. Ford Laser: I don't have a choice 351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming around Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B music Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges! Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing different Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me. Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy. Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a Rex! Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won�t know this isn't the 4WD Turbo version.. Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can't kill the *******. Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker! R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think.. R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well... R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one? R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo" Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me! VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you? Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week. Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts from the government Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with English as a first language Ford Maveric: It's a Nissan... really it is Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a motorbike before but I think it would be fun Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a land cruiser VT-VX Clubsport: I Just Wanted One... like 50,000 other people did HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see statesman) Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title like "Account Manager" Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think I�m fully sick Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than Melbourne police eating souvlaki Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche... Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

whoa that took a while but very funny, i liked this one the most: Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store

lol oldie but a goldie

Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash i love that....

hahaha theres some good laughs in there

hahaha did you copy this from the same thread done AGES ago? cos its got like 10 of the ones i wrote in there.... namely the Merc E Class and Saab 9000....

what about Toyota Lexcen - commodore look-a-like predominately owned by gay ppl. j/k although i thought there would have been one in there about the lexcen and its likeness to a commo

Thats getting a little unfair.... But in the original thread i did have something about the Lexcen/Commodore thing.... Can't remember, it was something like Toyota Lexcen - its a commodore, no really it is. Ah well.... OH WHAT A FEELING Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

Quote: Originally Posted by OVL087 what about Toyota Lexcen - commodore look-a-like predominately owned by gay ppl. j/k although i thought there would have been one in there about the lexcen and its likeness to a commo Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

my88vl - I didn't copy it, a mate had sent it to me. exmotrbo - that's the one I liked also. I took the one saying off it because it could cause a stir (Gemini: Lebanese Porsche) Cheers Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

hahahahah awesome!!!!! Whats the calais turbo version of that?

haha. that's the first time I've seen that.... I like: R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one? My mate wants one... hehe.

hahahahhahaha its true though!!!

R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one? lol, gts-t's, ahahah.

I thought the best ones were: Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me. Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash Cheers Mick Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

HAHAHA Those 2 are the best .. Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

rofl awesome

hehehe some good ones in there.

I love the part about screw drivers and VH-VL

yes i like that 1 too reminds me of the time my vl was broken into, they broke the ignition barrel. i laugh now cause the stupid idiot could have used the screwdriver they had to take the car. hahaha i like this 1 too: R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one? damn up until i heard this i aint buying my mates one now lol Some original photos have not been recovered yet.