Cant we have jokes on here ? There should be a section for jokes. Sin, or site administrators . Here is a joke to start things off ************************************************** ******** JUST A FUNNY JOKE: Kiwi & Aussie.... A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and a Malaysian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death, but they contested this and were to be imprisoned. As it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said:"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then said: "Please be tieing a pillow to my back." Whipssss, arrrrrrr. The malaysian guy screams as these whips are painful. This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Malaysian guy is crying in pain. The Kiwi, watching the scene was horrified, trembling he said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. :mrgreen: Before The Australian could say something, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "As you are from a popular country, and your cricket team are terrific, and your women beautiful you can have two wishes!". "Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The Austarlian replies. "My first wish is: " I would like to have 40 lashes." "If you so desire", the Sheik replies with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Kiwi to my back", the Aussie answers . :mrgreen: ************************************************** **********

sorry. a) waste of bandwidth b) keep it car related. Thanks

Agree with Sin (not that it matters, its his and platnums site). Dont do a jokes section or it will turn into the bain of the site, just like Performance Forums. They are kicking themselves about ever having the jokes page.

Yeh it would just become stupid and people would problery get offended by some jokes and that would start fights.

I agree with the others....but not a bad idea though jasoncngo. Nice joke to Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

why would it become the bain of the site? why are performance forums kicking themselves?

lol had a good laugh... but then.. Two vomits walking down the street, when all of a sudden one starts crying.. the other one says.. whats wrong with you? the first replies... this is where i was bought up !

Bitten Didn't they say jokes were a waste of bandwith?

lol @ both jokes hahaha funny stuff But I do agree with what Sin stated earlier "Waste of Bandwidth" which leads to another questions why is this thread still open :roll: Some original photos have not been recovered yet.

HMM Too true Anarchy