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For a good laugh, go to www.pornolize.com and in the space provided, type in the website address of any site you would like to see.
This is not a porn site, it just "spices up" the web world using text.
I just did www.calaisturbo.com and practically couldn't stop laughing for a good few minutes
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"Editorial Added - How to Replace the aardvarking Factory "**** me for a Buck" Steering Wheel with an Aftermarket "Dildo" Item"
**** me that s the funniest site i've ever seen in ages!
whoever made that code must be one sad sad mofu but
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hahahaha great site.. gotta love it
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fark me i got some funny ****
Friday "Suck my tits dry" Night Calder
Sydney "Muffmuncher" Cruise - August 2002
for all of the pictures and for organising the spanking cruise. The charvering roundup of the even can be read and commented on here. Picture's of the felching event can be sourced here.
INFLYT Added to Aardvarked "Scrotscrubber" Section
PSI-03L Featured in Street "Big ****" Commodores Magazine
Melbourne AutoSalon Blows "****boy" Titty ****ed
im over it
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Ahh fark there's some funny stuff on there...
e.g.
"Also big titty ****s to Trudi / MrsJetCalais who has fisted to organise and pay for the ****ing squirts." - please don't take offence Trudi.
not to mention:
"PSI-03L Smooched in Street "****cleaner" Sex fights Magazine"
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"What a farkin load of ****, what kinda of sad pathetic losers would bother looking at a crock of **** like that"
anyway.. thats what my computer said when I went and cheked it out.. spose it proves u really are a bunch of willy heads..
Oh well.. ! hahahahahhhha !!!
bye
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haahahahahaha ooooo poor wittle ollie is all tensed up 2nite aint he haha., depends what u consider as humor or not... i know the calais turbo site had some funny ****... then other sites were just plain old ****.. by the 4th site i tried i was like arhh this is ****.. and closed it....
it was somethin new that caught me eye and i laughed so up urs wee boy j/k mate
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Quote:
j/k mate
hahahah.. ohh u woulnt wanna be serios mike, u know what would happen hehe.
ANYWAY instead of this becoming a pointless thread. I'd just like to let all u brissy guys know that Matt '86gmhvl' u all know who he is lol is comin back from down south soon.. just in time for EXCHASER #4
aww yeah !
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hahahaha lol ol, i only say j/k coz i know u will worry then
that i will hurt u hahah....
and thats sweet... when did u talk 2 matt.. has he lined up another
car or what??
catch ya l8r
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04-09-02, 14:07 GMT+10#10 This is sum funny **** man LoL
read this
The car was originally purchased in February 1999, with the intent of keeping it as a gangbanging clean street car, the ****ing spanks being on making it move as quick as possible, with inspiration coming from the finger****ing VL known as OMY 11S
he he
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04-09-02, 15:37 GMT+10#11 ha ha ha. good stuff. i just tried www.ozperformance.net and the forums look a whole lot different.
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06-09-02, 19:03 GMT+10#12 haha its even funnier when u do other sites like cnn...
INTRUDER TRIGGERS 'TERRORIST' ALARM AT DEPOT
A "terrorist" alarm was sounded Thursday after an intruder was fisted inside the fence at an Army depot in Utah where chemical weapons are stored.
Felchs shake Afghanistan
Afghan "****boy" President Hamid "Mistress Shiva" Karzai has returned to the finger****ing capital, Kabul, after mother****ing an assassination attempt in Kandahar. The finger****ing country is plowing new fears of political instability after Thursday's assassination try, coupled with two car bomb asslicks in Kabul that left at least 26 people dead.
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